zombies?

So it is now being reported by BBC that the swine flue is in fact a zombie creating disease. What is this do you ask? Do I really need to explain it? Alright after being killed by the swine flu, this disease has the power to restart the victims heart again for up to two hours. Now there is a chemical released during the death/resurrection that causes brain damage. So when people are resurrected they become very violent. 

It all makes perfect sense though. Think about it, almost every zombie movie starts with a disease originating in a foreign country. Check. At first the government assures everyone we are safe and that there is nothing to fear. Check.  A few nut cases start spouting off about zombies and the public calls them liars and denounces their claims. Check. Than some one actually witnesses a zombie and the news reports it and still everyone thinks they will be alright. Check.

The only thing left is for most of the world to become zombies while a few of us who are smart survive and try to fight them off while finding a cure. Now I don't know about you but it seems to me if you search you tube that some people are actually excited about this. I have already read a few blog entries where people are fully prepared and have been waiting for this day and this like their I told you so moment.

Why would you be waiting for the world to end via zombies? Really.... I am not sure but I do know one thing. As soon as my exams are over I am stalking up on food, water, and shot gun ammo and setting up shop to wait out the zombie infestation. I will need a pretty woman to help repopulate the earth after the zombies are defeated. 

Enjoy exam week people. Good luck surviving zombie attack.

-Fletch