So I am not sure about you but I have a favorite moment from work. Mine took place about three or four weeks ago now. So let me set the stage for you.
It was about six or seven PM on a friday and I was chillin at the front end bagging groceries. I was on the far register with Cameron, A local high school kid. We were doing work like always and than this old man comes up to and yells "do you have any cabbage"
I thought well sir you did just walk into a grocery store what do you think but noticed he had hearing aids in and grey hair so I played along and replied "I believe we do would you like me to help you find some"
"no thats alright" the man promptly screamed back and walked off in the direction of produce. Now I a good ten to twenty minutes pass and at this point I have completely forgotten about the old man when he comes to check out at our register. He asks cameron if that is in fact a cabbage and it is and he is rung up and I bag the item.
Now the whole time the man is paying his mumbling jibberish to himself and I have no idea what is going on. He finally pays and picks up his bag and looks me right in the eye. I thought he would say something like good night, or have a good one but he yells "ARE YOU GETTING ANY PUSSY TONIGHT!?!!??!??!?!"
WHAT, what a ridiculous question to ask the guy who just bagged your groceries. How do you even answer that? well I could think of only one good answer and it was "yes sir, yes I am." I thought this answer would satisfy him and he would leave but it did not.
The man replies "YOU LISTEN HERE SONNY, YOU GIVE IT TO HER GOOD, GIVE IT TO HER SO SHE WALKS FUNNY!" I nodded and said "just for you sir."After creating quite the scene the man left.
I thought this night was as good as it was going to get until tonight. The man returned and I had the exact same conversation with him. YEY For memory loss.
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bahahaha... this is so inappropriate. But old people are sooo funny. that's awesome.
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